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Joke of the Day
"How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate? You pay a buccaneer."
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"What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? Framed"
"[penguin waddles into computer repair store] ""Hi yes my laptop is frozen"" ... Computer repair guy - ""how did you get to Milwaukee"""
"Q: Why are pirates so popular? A: They just arrrr."
"KNOCK KNOCK!? Knock knock? -whuz diz? Opportunity -nigga be lying opportunity doesn't knock twice"
"I had sex last night. Man I hate prison"
"Where did the general put his armies? In his SLEEVIES!!!"
"Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong."
"[Sees girl watching Star Wars] ""Oh I love that movie, the way"" *starts to sweat* ""All those stars are at war with each other"""
"I got my kid a cat as a present, but it died before X-mas... Now I'm stuck taking care of a cat"