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Joke of the Day
"Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic."
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"my mom discovered slang. she just texted me ""sup?"" and i wrote back ""not much nigga! just cold kickin it with my breezies!"""
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"I like to stop drinking somewhere between ""watch this"" and ""ohhhhhh shit""."
"What do politicians and sperm have in common? About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human."
"bought 30 treadmills & placed them around the perimeter of house, when zombies attack my house they will just keep walking for days"
"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"
"Why is Santa's sack so big??? Well, he only cums once a year..."
"How much business does an Amish prostitute get? Ten Mennonite"
"who said i can't tell the difference between humans and fruit? are you bananas"