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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a wanker on a plane? a Highjacker"

"I lost 15 pounds so far, another 15 to go, but... I do not want to get circumsized"

"What is the one thing you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer... I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition."

"I just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It only took me six months, which is amazing considering the box says 2-4 years."

"I went to a nightclub the other evening and saw a topless ventriloquist. She was really good. I never saw her lips move."

"10's homework question: ""Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?"" His answer: ""My mom."""

"Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting? Because he didn't habanero."

"What did Santa say at the brothel? Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!"

"I was arrested for killing a black man I thought I would be charged with murder, but instead I was charged with impersonating a police officer."