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Joke of the Day
"Why don't good golfers cheat? Cause they play the fairway."
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"Going through life totally ignorant must be the only way to find true happiness."
"Hot damn, you see this shit honey? The knife on TV just sliced a tomato after cutting drywall. I guess my plan isnt as stupid as you thought"
"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"
"Why did my jizz cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."
"I just violated myself in the shower. I didn't want to but rules are rules and I did drop the soap after all."
"4 stages of life 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don t believe in Santa 3. You are Santa 4. You look like Santa"
"What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common? Dublin down"
"Just started a new exercise program where I put on a gorilla mask and chase a random toddler through Costco."
"Scientists have found... ...That people don't give a damn about apathy."