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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Wow, I'm tired Me: Go relax, give me the recipe and I'll make dinner [Five minutes later] Me: Honey, I think we're out of...""oven""?"

"The NBA is like a box of crayons... they don't use the white ones."

"What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type? Back Slash!"

"Every program on MTV could have been titled ""Jackass""."

"I used to be a werewolf... but I'm alright noooooooowwwwww!"

"How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb? Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?"

"Did you hear about that really successful scarecrow? He is well known for being outstanding in his field."

"The Walking Dead Even in the apocalypse black guys end up behind bars!"

"When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage."

"How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The bear minimum"