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Joke of the Day
"Why do so many Asians wear glasses? All that squinting gives them astigmatism"
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"Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on."
"Brain: stop eating! Me: why B: you'll get fat M: so? B: there's only enough vodka to catch a buzz on an empty stomach! M: oh *stops eating*"
"Dating was easier back in the day. Back before the big bang when we were all compressed into one dot"
"What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early? Namaste"
"What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?"
"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"
"Sometimes I like to pretend an ! is just a ? squeezing through a tight space."
"The Constipated Mathematician What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil."
"Why is Denmark the happiest country on Earth? Because all the sad people there kill themselves."