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Joke of the Day

"What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?"

"I'm gong to start calling my dick ""The Cartridge"". Women keep wanting to blow it."

"My wife is like a treasure You'll need an accurate map and a fucking shovel to find her."

"Conversations with my pets: Me: Please could you Dog: OF COURSE! Me: I haven't said what it Dog: I LOVE YOU! Me: Please could you Cat: No."

"I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too tainted"

"As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar."

"What hand do you use to wipe your butt? Right or left? For those that answered right or left, you guys are gross I use toilet paper."

"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese."

"A politician in an ancient civilization... He'll only just babble on."