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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in you ass."

"Why doesn't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mum with that mouth."

"You can find true happiness inside yourself! Haha, almost had you. I'll meet you at the liquor store."

"What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed? WASWAS!"

"I got sacked as a tour guide in Vatican City. As I was talking about the pope, we turned a corner and I said, ""Ah, speak of the devil""."

"The Spy Who Loved Me But Wasn't, Like, IN Love With Me #RejectedBondTitles"

"Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31= DEC 25"

"Did you hear what happened to the private who got caught sleeping with his drill instructor's Chlamydia infected wife? He got an oily discharge."

"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we'll never know because he can't stand up."

"a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar... can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened."