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Joke of the Day
"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we'll never know because he can't stand up."
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"When a jury found Chuck Norris guilty of murder, the judge sentenced himself to death rather than sentencing Chuck Norris to anything."
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"When I momentarily lack the ability to articulate my thoughts and use a preposition instead. That."
"What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe? I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank"