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Joke of the Day

"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we'll never know because he can't stand up."

"I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist."

"I've tried everywhere so I can confirm that there is no snooze button on a baby."

"You left a note on the fridge saying ""This isn't working. Goodbye"" but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it."

"Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!"

"A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000."

"I'd tell you the joke about the pirate But I don't think its arrrrrrpropriate."

"How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !"

"Videogames ruined my life... ...but at least i have two more"