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Joke of the Day
"People say I'm condescending... That means I talk down to people."
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"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? Decalfeinated"
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"Hanukkah Matata to all Jewish Redditors! It means no worries! Except for the worries you have about disappointing your mother."
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"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy."
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"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life."
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"Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering? Because they can't put their finger on it."