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Joke of the Day
"Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering? Because they can't put their finger on it."
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"I tried some of those little, rabbit Peeps... (they tasted just like chicken)"
"""Flatulence is not an emotion."" -me explaining feelings to boyfriend"
"I Farted in an Apple Store I FARTED IN A APPLE STORE AND THEY GOT MAD But it's NOT MY FAULT THEY DON'T HAVE WINDOWS"
"I asked my friend, ""If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?"" He said, ""Cold War Russia."""
"Shame to admit, my german grandpa told me this joke How do you calculate the escape route of a jew? Chimney Height * Strength of wind"
"My wife's returning today after an 8-day trip, so I should probably dampen the kitchen sponge and re-position it."
"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."
"Happy Halloween... Why did the Ghost enter the bar... For the BOOOOS"
"Did you hear Jesus was pissed about his birthday gifts? He was pretty incensed by the whole ordeal."