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Joke of the Day

"Marital prejudice/ politics amongst fruit Q: What did Mr & Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon? A: But you cantaloupe!"

"[as i'm getting buried alive by a serial killer] wait stop who's gonna feed my tamagotchis"

"Relax lady, I don't want your husband. I just want the sandwich he's eating."

"I dislike three types of people Racists, hypocrites and mexicans"

"I have a Chinese friend with really bad internet His name is Hai Ping"

"I like to thanks my fingers,I can always count on them,my arm,they're always by my side,and my leg for always supporting me"

"i tried to share a hilarious pun with my kids but they had turned on dadblock plus"

"You know, I just love whiteboards... They're remarkable."

"What's the definition of a tree? Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver."

"Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone's mouth while they're talking?"