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Joke of the Day
"Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture."
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"There was a baby boy born at the hospital without eyelids. So the doctors circumcised him and used his foreskin as eyelids. He's doing fine, he is just a little cockeyed"
"Sometimes pretending to be busy takes more effort than being busy."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !"
"My wife yelled, ""This is the LAST TIME I'm going to tell you to take out the trash"", and I thought, thank goodness THAT is finally over."
"it is pretty silly joke... what is the similarity between cops and dick!!!! they can stand anywhere any time.."
"Child: Dad, I don't like the goldfish... Dad: Shut up and eat your dinner."
"YO' MAMA IS LIKE... ASS HAIR Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t."
"What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm? A tattoo."
"Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft."