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Joke of the Day
"Pickup lines in /r/jokes? Stahp."
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"Ebola Plague The CDC has confirmed that the recent Ebola outbreak is now the second disease in history to be known as the ""black death""."
"[At job interview] Interviewer: Do you have a police record? Me: No. But I do have a few of their albums on cassette *hires me instantly"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger"
"I saved a girl from getting raped today I stopped chasing her"
"Popsicle sticks are depressing."
"""I know,, Let's tape a spider to a lobster and scare the crap out of everyone."" God, when He made scorpions"
"That Gorilla from Ohio.... and the small black boy. Utter mismatch. James vs. Curry"
"Jared Fogle will feel a sense of familiarity in jail. Even inside jail, he'll be enjoying fresh meat."
"WIFE [in labour] GOD MAKE IT STOP MIDWIFE: The baby's WIFE: NO, THE NOISE ME [stops playing pan pipes] Is the nurse being too loud, love?"