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Joke of the Day

"Careful girls, fat guys just wanna get inside your pantries."

"Making light humour Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model? The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly."

"I'm going to donate these clothes I don't wear anymore to charity after I drive them around in the trunk of my car for eight months."

"I just found a jar in the fridge, with expiry date 21/12/2012. I looked at it twice, and indeed, it was mayannaise!"

"Why do you get ebola from a feminist? Because they don't shave, going down on them would be basically eating bushmeat."

"Did you hear about the new iPhone? It's a six s (success)"

"me: did you check the suggestion box boss: we don't have a suggestion box we have a paper shredder me: MY DRAWINGS"

"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana... and butterflies like margarine."

"A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF! He was gone, without a tres."