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Joke of the Day

"Do you ever take a bunch of pills, forget that you took a bunch of pills, take a bunch more pills, and then die? I know. Me TOO."

"Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry? On a clothes lion."

"Why do politicians wear neckties? To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head."

"She left me 'cause of my obsession with double negatives. Guess she ain't never coming back."

"Doctor Doctor I've got bad teeth foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!"

"Michelangelo seems like a genius until you realize he spent hours of his life carving a dude's pubes out of marble."

"What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!"

"Gf: am I pretty or ugly? Bf: you're both hun :) Gf: what do you mean both? Bf: you're pretty ugly."

"""Doctor"" said the patient ""I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!"" ""How long have you had this problem?"" the doctor asked. ""Lest's see"" said the patient ""Mom had the litter in '41"

"Oscar Pistorius He hasn't got a leg to stand on"