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Joke of the Day

"Do you ever take a bunch of pills, forget that you took a bunch of pills, take a bunch more pills, and then die? I know. Me TOO."

"Do they have any car wash in Albania? Yes. They call it ""rain"""

"HOW MANY LAWYER JOKES ARE THERE? Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true."

"I recommend all Apple users turn off the iCloud function on their devices... not only are you at risk of your nude photos leaking, but now you're at risk of getting the new U2 album too."

"What's the difference between Here and There? When you're right the whole room shouts ""Here, here!"" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says ""There, there."""

"What is the main position candidate Jim Webb is campaigning on? Debate time reform."

"Bollywood What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward? They think Cast is spelled with an e."

"What kind of operating system do horses use? None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter."

"My girlfriend said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on... I dont get women."

"I asked my wife for breakfast in bed... She told me to sleep in the kitchen."