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Joke of the Day

"Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?"

"I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar."

"What did one math book say to the other math book? You've got problems."

"Did you hear about the white guy who got pulled over? Me neither."

"I don't always try to use big words but when I do, I accidentally tell a mother her toddler was a necrophiliac today instead of narcoleptic."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"

"I would like to order a sandwich.. Oh wait. Wrong sub"

"Promoting religious concepts is a sin"

"Why did the cyclops quit teaching? He had only one pupil."

"Everything is made in China... Except for babies, they are made in vachina."