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Joke of the Day

"Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?"

"What's a redneck's favourite vegetable? Pump-kin."

"What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran? If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once."

"Why are feminists bad cashiers? They can't make change."

"What Is An Doge? much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good"

"Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday? Half Life 3 Confirmed!"

"What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight."

"What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech? Someone who takes everything literally"

"Sine, cosine and ln(x) are at a party Sine approaches cosine and says, ""Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?"". Cosine responds, ""You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well""."

"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."