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Joke of the Day
"What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight."
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"*reads menu for reasonable amount of time ""I'll take the food."""
"What do you call a rich South American? A Brazilianaire!"
"I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit."
"Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather."
"Food trucks were invented by a guy who really loved fast food but hated how cheap it was & how he didn't have to stand in line forever."
"If those Amazon drones can really get to your house in 30 minutes then condoms are about to become their #1 selling item."
"My wife thinks my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control. I wonder how much money the government paid her to say that?"
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"My wife told me I had to choose My wife walked in and told me I had to choose. Her or reddit.... I'm sure going to miss her."