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Joke of the Day

"A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score."

"I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to ""let's practice your fingering technique"""

"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken ""Who's the best composer"" the chicken said ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette Syndrome! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"Apparently filling animals with helium is ""abuse"", pfft Whatever floats your goat, I guess."

"A combo of two classics. Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to your house. .................. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken!"

"A kid goes up to his dad with a question... ""Dad, can I ask you something?"" ""Of course."" ""You and mom are both white, but I'm black. Why?"" ""That party was so wild, it's a wonder you don't bark."""

"And then the lord said...... ...come forth and you shall be granted eternal life...But i came fifth and won a toaster instead! Which is cool because i did not have a toaster"

"Do you know the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke..."

"Last night I had a dream I ate 10 lb. marshmallow. When I awoke, I could not find my pillow."