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Joke of the Day
"What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni"
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"My grandpa always said, it's good to meet a girl in the park... But it's better to park your meat in a girl."
"Roses are red... Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van."
"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench... ...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."
"The First Guy to Eat an Egg Person 1: ""Hey, dude. I'm gonna eat this!"" *Holds up egg* Person 2: ""What is it?"" Person 1: ""I don't know. I saw it come out of a chicken's butt."""
"What if there was a sign written in braille that said DO NOT TOUCH! http://i.imgur.com/gNUYlpb.gif"
"A rainbow took an exam... It passed with flying colours."
"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."
"*helps wife get toddler in his high chair* wife: That's a new shirt, let's put a bib on you me [wearing a bib] This is ridiculous"
"Sometimes I just tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward That's just how I roll"