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Joke of the Day
"What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni"
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"I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder."
"Did you hear about the racist dolphin waiter? He serves no porpoise."
"Anyone else think they should limit Oscar acceptance speeches to 140 characters like Twitter?"
"Don't hand me the phone Don't hand me the phone Don't hand me th-HIIIIII GRANDMA I'M GOOOOOD..."
"How much do deer nuts cost? Under a buck"
"How to keep idiot waiting? I'll tell tomorrow."
"What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !"
"GOD: Moses!! I COMMAND YOU TOcan you take your shoes off MOSES: What? Why G: I'm trying to keep the place nice, OK? M: It's a mountain"
"What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !"