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Joke of the Day
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she is too big for B-shells"
Next Joke
"I think the only time my ex didn't fake an orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."
"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Circumference"
"Cats are just fuzzy houseplants that hate you."
"Let me tell you a joke about my dick... Nevermind, it's too long."
"Two fat Scottish sounding women in my bar tonight... ""Hey, are you two from Scotland?"" I asked. ""It's WALES you fucking idiot,"" one yelled. I apologized, ""Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"""
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall..."
"I think my girlfriend has had 61 lovers before me... Because she calls me her sixty second lover"
"Joke What comes after 69?"
"You all know why Hurricane Matthews is so bad Well unlike Katrina its a guy"