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Joke of the Day
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she is too big for B-shells"
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"what do you call an asian lounge singer? george crooney"
"I don't steal my tweets from song lyrics! Seriously. Y'all gon' make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here."
"They're not all brilliant, but they're all mine. Meaning my tweets, and maybe my kids, whatever."
"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I'm part of the 10%"
"How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny"
"A wife tells her husband who works with computers that shes pregnant She later sees him on his computer clicking ctrl z"
"I polled a bunch of horses asking them if they wanted equal rights as humans. Oddly enough, they all said nay."
"please stop adding flintstone chewable vitamin commercials to the episode list. they are not real flintstone episodes."
"Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$@k dogs? In the lab."