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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Dnner"
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"Drinking a beer is great, but opening another one is awesome."
"Just tell me when and where and I'll be there 20 minutes late."
"Why did Rembrandt lose his house? Because he was *Baroque*."
"Pregnant Eskimo What did the eskimo say when her water broke? Oh no, my ice cracked!"
"The scientists a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied ""woof, woof, woof"""
"What did the man who ate a clock say? That was time consuming but I still want seconds."
"A man walked into a bar He was knocked unconscious....."
"What's the difference between a gay man and a Christian man? One fucks an asshole, the other is a fuckin' asshole."
"My boss noticed I shaved before coming in to the office today then he told me if i wanted to keep my job I would have to start keeping my pants on"