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Joke of the Day
"Whats the sickest piece of art? Pneumonia Lisa"
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"What happened to the blind circumciser? He got the sack."
"Why are the people with the most annoying laughs the ones that find everything hysterical?"
"I was walking down the street the other day when a man threw some cheddar at me... ... I said ""Well, that's mature!"""
"10 years ago, as a joke, I told everyone I was giving up sex for Lent. Haven't gotten laid since. Well played, God."
"Say no to drugs, kids. Wait until your thirties when you really need them."
"What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store? Ay puppi."
"A friend walked up to me while I was playing guitar and said ""Sick strat, bro"" I said ""Did you just assume my fender? you bigot?"""
"Culturally no one in alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one alaskan replied, ""We try, but its hard to break the ice."""
"THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED! Here Comes The Ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U"