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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad"
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"My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?"
"Q: What did the lightbulb say to its mother? A: I wuv you watts and watts."
"I was reading about two ships that collided at sea. One was carrying red paint and the other blue paint and all the sailors were marooned."
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