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Joke of the Day
"Keep the Earth clean! Its not Uranus."
Next Joke
"I'm so horny I could eat out a horse."
"I swear, my kids will make me drive them to my own funeral. And then to the mall."
"If you get butterflies in your stomach You should probably stop eating insects"
"Why is it impossible to argue with Trump? Because the Earth's rotation automatically makes a circle jerk out of him"
"You might be a redneck if someone shouts hoedown and your girlfriend hits the floor."
"When you really want fried potatoes, just remember.... Keep your eyes on the fries"
"What do you get when you eat a bunch of uranium? Atomic ache"
"They say real men hunt their food, which is why I throw a spear through the box of pasta before letting it bleed out in my shopping cart."
"Umami so fat she gets mistaken for lipid"