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Joke of the Day

"You can burn up to 150 calories through one vigorous session of masturbation... Still got me kicked out of my weight watchers meeting though."

"How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them."

"How does Moses make his tea... ... Hebrews it"

"Roses are Dead, Violets are Dead I am a bad gardener"

"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."

"what's a cheap, tasteless way to kill a werewolf? Coors Lite, the silver bullet"

"my agent sent me a list of my followers & circled all crude avatars in red ink. if i dont block these people it WILL cost me the Arby's deal"

"I am fresh out of milkshakes, but I'm pretty sure that my willingness to put out on the first date will bring all the boys to the yard."

"Every poop begins with p Read with the Kay jingle in mind."