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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."

"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."

"Did you hear about the narcissist who called himself Jesus Christ? He used the Lord's name in vain."

"if u think ur house is haunted get a cat. whooshing sound? it's the cat. hear footsteps? def the cat. unseen being devouring your soul? cat."

"Barack Obama 1,000,000 people showed up to his inauguration, only 14 missed work."

"My girlfriend keeps complaining that nothing in this sub is funny She'll NEVER see this line because she doesn't open them."

"[Elephant at a party] Nice piano! [me] thanks [Elephant] What are the keys made of? [Me] Uhh.. [Rhino appears behind me] Tell him Kyle"

"Special thanks to my dictionary for explaining the definition of ""many"" It means a lot."

"This summer, a rom-com dares to ask the question, ""Can a 9 date an 8?"""

"What do they pass around after dinner at Buckingham Palace? Under Eights."