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Joke of the Day
"Roses are Dead, Violets are Dead I am a bad gardener"
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"What's the first rule of bug ownership? Watch your step!"
"What kind of cars do jedis drive? A toy-*yoda*"
"I saw a man convulsing on the ground and jacking off... ...I thought he was having a seizure. Turned out he was just having a stroke!"
"Uber is driving me to drink. Literally."
"A women's logic: Hes nice, but I'd rather date an asshole, try to change him, fail, get my heart broken and preach ""All guys are the same"""
"Most people love a good munch box Lunch*"
"When the cashier asks, ""Paper or plastic"", I say, ""Plastic"", then use the bag to suffocate a bird in the parking lot while staring him down."
"I have a horse named mayo... Mayo neighs."
"Headed to a funeral. #yolo"