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"Roses are Dead, Violets are Dead I am a bad gardener"
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"How do you mess with a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."
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"If you were on a bus full of queers, Would you stay on or get off? My physics teacher told me that one."
"CARTOON VILLAIN: how did you know it was me who robbed the bank COP: you were literally carrying around giant bags with dollar signs on them"
"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"
"80% of making $120 million is just showing up."
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"[A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much? ""Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."""
"I watched a documentary about the victims of anorexia. Maybe I would have taken them more seriously if the camera didn't add 10 pounds."