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Joke of the Day
"How much cum can a gay guy make? A buttload!"
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"What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog"
"How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again? With tortilla chips"
"I typed ""married"" but it was auto-corrected to ""martyred"". Damn,smartphone has gained intelligence."
"Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: ""I miss South Africa."" So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: ""I hope this helps."""
"Come on down! You're the next contestant on STFU!"
"What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year the dog is still excited to see you."
"Had to have ""the talk"" with my 5yr old. He asked me where sandwiches come from."
"What do you call a flatulent teacher? A tutor"
"What's in an STD salad? green pees"