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Joke of the Day

"How much cum can a gay guy make? A buttload!"

"I'm never condescending That's when you talk down to people."

"Does any one need work. Working with tulips? Putting your tulips on these nuts."

"I was listening to 80s music today. You just can't beat Tina Turner. Unless you're Ike Turner."

"One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said ""thank god his name isn't John Barbecue Sauce!"""

"What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole."

"Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?"

"I once knew a girl so skinny... that when she swallowed a grape, 3 men left town. (it takes some thought)"

"A set of jump leads walk into a bar... The barman looks at them, and says, ""Alright, I'll serve you, just don't start anything."""

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason."