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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cannibal who only eats comatose people? A vegetarian."
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"wanna hear a science joke? Psychology"
"What kind of tape do kidnappers use? abDUCT tape"
"Tonight, people who are weaker, slower, and dumber than you will deliver bags of treats to your very doorstep. Seize this moment."
"What is a chemists favourite type of music? Heavy Metals."
"Netflix is becoming a viable competitor to cable service So your local cable company is now offering headend and bellend"
"My dad used to say me ""what ever you do, don't get killed like a pussy"" and this comes from a man that died in his shed."
"I took my family out to an authentic Vietnamese place. My wife and I had pho. The kids sewed Nikes for 14 hours and were beaten. Great pho."
"[standing at the hospital nursery window with other new parents] ME: this zoo is terrible"
"No thanks, toilets that flush. -kids"