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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cannibal who only eats comatose people? A vegetarian."
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"[Different version] How to be insulting Never mind, you wouldn't get it"
"Why did the computer get a virus? He wasn't using protection."
"When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid... *lowers shades* ...Dutch Coven."
"Girl are you a qwerty keyboard? Because U and I were meant to be together."
"What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids? The Deviated Septon."
"The east coast is experiencing a ""Snowpocalypse"" or as Canada calls it ""Monday"""
"[dog bites my arm off] owner: lol don't worry he's just playing"
"Where is everybody? Everybody? I don't know. All over the planet I guess."
"What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant"