200610
Joke of the Day
"I told my dad that I wanted to be a comedian He said to me, ""You can't be serious."""
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"How do crows know what time is it? They have the knights watch ."
"If by ticklish, you mean I'll turn into a rabid chihuahua on bath salts if you come near my underarm, then yes I'm a little ticklish."
"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? ...Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."
"What do you call an origional joke on Reddit? Mine"
"When Hugh Hefner dies I don't think people will say he's in a better place."
"""I'd like to raise a toast."" *Levitates bread*"
"Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!"
"What do you call a pig making cookies? Bakin'!"
"[watching lion king] TIMON: hakuna matata ME: *whispering to date* that means no worries TIMON: it means no worries ME: see?"