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Joke of the Day
"""How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?"" She said she didn't see him coming"
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"please sir. i beg of you. don't take away my job. i've got a tuscan kitchen & 2 full baths at home. sir. sir please. my kitchen. it's tuscan"
"I have a friend whose status says ""suicidal standing on edge of cliff'.... I poked him."
"I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit."
"What's tall, white and has ears? A mountain."
"person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person: hi"
"What's your favorite joke? mine's Womens Rights."
"it is pretty silly joke... what is the similarity between cops and dick!!!! they can stand anywhere any time.."
"okay ready? What if ancient egyptians put cats on everything because they totally saw the future and they knew what the internet was about"
"""Say your house is burning."" ""That's okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."""