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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend whose status says ""suicidal standing on edge of cliff'.... I poked him."
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"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"
"[meeting a girl at the bar] ME (nervously cracking every knuckle): hi I'm brandon GIRL: please let go of my hands"
"Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?"
"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line."
"What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving."
"Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."
"When I make Breakfast all I want is a ""Thank You"", Not ""Who are you and how did you get into my house"""
"So a quadriplegic amputee went... Absolutely nowhere."
"Some people have 32 teeth. Others have 10. It's simple meth."