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Joke of the Day

"it is pretty silly joke... what is the similarity between cops and dick!!!! they can stand anywhere any time.."

"Last night, I had dinner at one of those illicit restaurants where you can dine on endangered species. I left there full of egret."

"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang bang"

"My nights 50% sleeping 50% avoiding getting up to pee"

"What's it called when you a kill a sapling? Arbortion"

"If I had a dollar for every joke I've recycled I would have a lot since this is a popular style of joke"

"How do you know a shirt has phoned you? Collar ID"

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!"

"Conservatives say the problem is Christianity ain't taught in schools. The real problem is Christianity ain't taught in church."

"Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season he throws out the first meatball!"