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Joke of the Day
"In the dark alley, Johnny the Optimist was being beat up Half to life."
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"Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example."
"An anatomical original Thought you'd like a pun. What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts? [A high coo](/spoiler)"
"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"
"Why did the console player cross the road? Because fuck you for clicking on this just to tell me how much of a shitty repost this is!"
"Day 16,607: Still not stuck on a deserted island, and beginning to lose hope"
"Sad that at 36 I have yet to experience the dirty dancing lift. If it doesn't happen by 40 I'll just start running at random strangers."
"Why do Hasidic Jews dress so strangely? Because they are unorthodox."
"A man comes home to his wife with a big bunch of flowers... ""I suppose I'll have to keep my legs open for the next few days!"" The wife says. The husband replies, ""Why? Don't you have any vases?"""
"Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice."