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Joke of the Day

"An anatomical original Thought you'd like a pun. What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts? [A high coo](/spoiler)"

"Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite."

"How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you"

"You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts."

"Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it."

"""Is your refrigerator running?"" ""My fridge used to run every day, but ever since he started smoking marijuana he just lays on the couch."""

"I don't get why people say ""Pussy tastes great""... I've licked 5 of them, Then I got Cat hair in my mouth"

"What is the sexiest type of dolphin? A striped tease dolphin."

"Apple: Words with Friends Twitter: Words w strangers FB: Words w relatives Ouija: Words w dead friends Prayer: Words w imaginary friends"

"when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said."