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Joke of the Day

"A man brings some condoms to the cashier... ""I thought those were $4.99"" said the man ""35 cents for the tax"" replied the cashier ""Oh, I was wondered what kept those things on."""

"Why'd the air resistance committed suicide? Because he's always being neglected"

"Sure, I'll spend $5 on a cup of coffee, but I draw the line at paying 44c to have someone travel 3000 miles to hand deliver a letter for me."

"What's the difference... ...between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg"

"What exactly is the difference between a New York City Park bathroom and a Law & Order crime scene?"

"Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean? She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so."

"If a deaf person gets arrested Does the officer still have to read them their rights?"

"Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame. It was quite a pro duck shun."

"Midgets are not a big part of society. Huehuehuehuehuehuehue...."

"Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball."