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Joke of the Day

"Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist."

"Can't get a woman? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving ""this doesn't work"" and ""I'm bleeding to death""."

"Say what you will about deaf people..."

"Knock Knock* Who's there? Me open up."

"3 words that wins a girl's heart. Suck my dick"

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.... And then it hit me!"

"What does a baker say before he orgasms? I'm going to crumb! ( )"

"What did Kim say when she found an armpit hair in her margarine container? ... I can't believe it's not butt-hair"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Garbanzo beans were never the subject of bad puns."

"[NSFW] A guy to a girl - Hey, want to stick our fingers in each other's belly-botton ? Girl - Sure, how do W... OH, thats not my belly button. Guy - That's not my finger!"