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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting to think people are having babies solely for the Facebook likes."
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"Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest."
"How do you make a girl gain weight? Marry her."
"95% of pet ownership is just saying ""hello"" to them in various tones."
"Have to take my son to speech therapy.. Easier done than said"
"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""
"Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates."
"How do you keep a redditor wait I'll post the answer tomorrow"
"What do a politician and a sperm have in common? One in thousnads has a chance to e a human being. ~Edit: I edited the title."
"Two jewelers saw a man get shot to death. The first jeweler looks at the second and says, ""I'm absolutely opalled! The second just looks down and says, ""I dunno man, I'm just too jaded to care."""