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Joke of the Day

"I bought a My Little Pony T-shirt the other day. Because sometimes I just don't want anyone to approach me for any reason at all."

"Why do Italian men grow moustache's? So they can look like their mother."

"What did Star Trek teach millions of kids? To boldly split infinitives!"

"He was the best human cannonball the circus ever had. You seldom meet a man of his caliber."

"Someone please help me with my pope resume, so far all I have is ""I look fantastic in large hats."""

"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."

"Why did the blonde tip-toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills."

"The future The world in 10 years... MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100... Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?"

"Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas? Slanta Claus."

"If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I'd probably pick living."