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Joke of the Day
"Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas? Slanta Claus."
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"What do you call it when a red head gets a tooth infection? Gingervitus."
"Everyday, I brush my teeth & say ""That's it. You can't squeeze anymore toothpaste out of this tube."" Then everyday, I do."
"If I ever get the chance to reveal a chupacabra to the world, I hope I have the presence of mind to say, ""Chupacadabra!"""
"Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves....."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang the picture"
"What is the cheapest meat? Deer testicles. They're under a Buck."
"While getting the newspaper, I thought the neighbor admired my new boxers a bit too much. 'Til I felt a breeze. And remembered a button."
"What can think the unthinkable? An itheberg."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. It's ok though, she always comes crawling back."