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Joke of the Day

"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."

"How do you get a fat chick in bed? A piece of cake."

"My sex life is so bad... My wife and I 96."

"There it is again. That feeling that I'm the only one in line who's ever been to an airport before. It's uncanny."

"The authorities just apprehended a notorious cereal killer. When they asked him why he did it, he said... ... he did it for the Kix."

"I'd like a new frog please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide."

"What is Brazil's favorite game right now? Hide and go zika"

"A friend asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said about 30 minutes"

"TIL There is a new drug for lesbians dealing with depression. It's called 'trycoxagain'"