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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."
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"[pet therapy] THERAPIST: ok slow ME: *pets 2 dogs* T: just 1 M: *pets 3 dogs* T: Nurse, restrain him, he's M: *pets 4 dogs* T: roverdosing"
"""Your son's been involved in a shenanigan"" What kinda shenanigans? ""It was just one shenanigan"" You called me down here for one shenanigan?"
"xpost from /r/tellmeajoke TMAJ that includes ""shotgun"" and ""paring knife"""
"If you ever travel to Italy, you have to try their famous food called ""Pasta,"" which I believe is Italian for ""Pizza."""
"What do you call an oyster who can't find another job? A clamboni driver!"
"When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie."
"Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720"
"I love walking down the street smiling to myself. It really freaks people out. Especially if my trousers are round my ankles."
"Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."