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Joke of the Day
"I once swallowed a piece of string and it came out tied. I shit you knot."
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"What do you call somebody who is anti-vaccines? An idiot, just a god damn idiot."
"How do you spell Canada? C, eh, N, eh, D, eh"
"TIL Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers"
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish."
"Did you guys hear about the guy that just became the first Muslim country singer to get signed to a label? His name is Keith Turban"
"Never trust a tree. They're shady as fuck."
"I had phone sex with my boyfriend over a walkie-talkie. I could hear him coming from a mile away."
"Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy... Lives in the White House."
"Your mama is so fat..... Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring."