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Joke of the Day
"What is cold, grey, and ugly? Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno."
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"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !"
"I died while having sex with a hooker... I guess you could say I was coming and going at the same time."
"What is a sailor's favorite letter? From his wife back home"
"What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home? Cantaloupe"
"What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft? A flat minor."
"The difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler. Usain Bolt managed to finish a race while Hitler couldn't."
"What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car? A rental car can go anywhere"
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kids? Easy on the candy!"
"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape"