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Joke of the Day
"I knew you'd come crawling back the minute I stole your wheelchair"
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"I knew a kid in grade school who was born with deformed eyelids... ...So they took the flesh from his circumcision to fix his deformity. For the rest of his life he was cock-eyed."
"What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!"
"A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her follows you behind."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Yo momma"
"They say you will eat around 23 spiders in your life, but really you can eat as many as you want. Treat yourself, you deserve it."
"Warning: racist I saved a drowning black family once ... ... as a JPG."
"Never marry a tennis player... Love means nothing to them."
"I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with ""What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"""
"""You know what would make this rice even better? Racism."" - Pitch meeting for Uncle Ben's"