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Joke of the Day

"Top prank: when your friend falls asleep, place his hand in a bowl of warm water so he wakes up with one regular hand & one wrinkly one."

"How do you get a blonde to agree to a threesome? (Oc) Tell her she'll see an Eiffel tower if she does"

"I may be schizophrenic But at least I have each other"

"Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony? It's in the name..."

"Cocaine I tried and failed to use cocaine. It kept falling off the mirror in the bathroom."

"All my gay friends must be businessmen... cause they keep talking about their partners."

"I've just left feedback for my second hand telescope I bought from eBay. Rubbish; 2 Stars."

"If our last names came from the jobs of our ancestors... Then I feel really bad for the boys of the ""Dickinson"" family tree."

"My neighbors listen to awesome music. Whether they like it or not."

"Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it."