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Joke of the Day

"Top prank: when your friend falls asleep, place his hand in a bowl of warm water so he wakes up with one regular hand & one wrinkly one."

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"What does ADA stand for? Dyslexic Association of America"
"Q: Why did the condom fly across the room? A: It was pissed off."
"What did the fat math teacher say after a large Thanksgiving dinner? (-1)/8! Edit: I clearly don't know how to math."
"My marriage is based on trust. And according to my wife's lawyers, that trust is based offshore."
"What do you throw on stage at a mouse strip club? Kraft Singles."
"What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced."
"What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them."
"Sometimes I just sit in the Target parking lot blasting ""Gangstas Paradise"" out of my Prius."
"I heard the comedians at Jamestown were pretty bad... The punchlines were so shitty everyone died."