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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like my shoes... Black, size thirteen and I pick them up at Walmart."
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"Library joke Why are librarians so lonely? They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold"
"Hey baby, you got an inhaler? Because you got dat Ass-ma."
"My girlfriend's refusal to learn the difference between baking soda and washing soda leaves me foaming at the mouth"
"What's the only thing that doesn't make Hilary suck? Bill"
"A Triceratops was recently found frozen in the ice... ... upon closer inspection it turned out to be a tricicle."
"I bought a parrot... And it could talk. But it did not say ""I'm hungry."" So it died."
"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"
"I'm a man of my word... and that word is ""unreliable"""
"There is no way Siri could be a woman, she only speaks when she's spoken to."