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Joke of the Day
"I have a recurring dream where I divide 10 by 3."
Next Joke
"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards Just sit down and I'll deal with you later"
"Maybe I'm like Spider-Man except I got bit by a radioactive sloth."
"the hottest girl u can think of has had diarrhea. kinda puts everything into perspective."
"Eating clocks is probably the most time consuming thing you could ever do."
"What if the last episode of ""House"" reveals it's all been the dream of a kid with lupus?"
"Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus"
"Probably the hardest part about being God is deciding between two equally terrible youth soccer teams that have just prayed to win."
"How do you catch a one of a kind bird? Unique up on it. Welcome to kindergarten."
"I TRADED MY ALARM CLOCK FOR A KOALA SO I CAN SLEEP UNTIL HE STARTS BEGGING FOR LEAVES WHICH'S LIKE 3 DAYS"