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Joke of the Day
"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."
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"I like my women like I like my cheese. Cold and blue."
"The key to a long and good relationship is to keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty!!!"
"What is the square root of 69? Eight something. Get it?"
"It's okay to laugh at cancer, you'll probably get it."
"""I got you this for Valentine's Day."" [she opens the box and reveals several People magazines inside] ""I think we should see other people."""
"What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds"
"My Echo ''You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""
"I asked my husband for the newspaper. ""Don't be silly,"" he said. ""Use my iPad."" That spider never knew what hit it."
"Want to hear a Cosby joke? Wait ... I told it wrong. I wasn't supposed to ask for consent."