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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."
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"Trivia Crack is much safer than regular crack, but it will still tear your family apart."
"A big shout out to my cat for hissing at an empty closet and keeping me in the bathtub holding a crucifix."
"A and C were going to prank their friend... ...but they just letter B"
"I am completely outraged by JJ Abrahms saying the next Star Wars will have an openly gay character in his science fiction franchise Star wars is Science Fantasy, not Science Fiction"
"Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung around by my tits."""
"What do gay guys call hemroids? Speed bumbs."
"Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road? To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget."
"Sure, I'll spend $5 on a cup of coffee, but I draw the line at paying 44c to have someone travel 3000 miles to hand deliver a letter for me."
"I before e except after c Weird science"