203182
Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."
Next Joke
"If playing Grand Theft Auto makes you violent, why hasn't 25 years of me playing Madden made me a professional football player?"
"I'm getting ready to go down to support the woman's march. Just waiting on my wife to pack me a sandwich."
"How many Police Officers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to change the light bulb, and twelve to beat the room for being black."
"My grandfather is such a grammar Nazi that he made every Jew in the camp practice writing every day."
"Two lawyers are sitting in a bar... ... When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, ""Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?"" and the other lawyer replies, ""Outta what?"""
"My wife is so stupid... She thought that I was a racist because I separated my whites from my colors."
"This year I got my wife the Baking Bible for Christmas because last year I got her the Baking Quran, which really blew up in my face."
"It was so cold out this morning... ...that I saw a lawyer sticking his hands in his *own* pockets."
"[religion]What's the difference between Jezus and a picture of Jezus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"